Unapologetically passionate about theatre, typography, design, video games, music, Homestuck, tropes, world travel, and maybe being a hipster sometimes.
I am also hilariously boring.
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if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
(via dirkfromstatefarm)
This was actually a tremendously unforgivable fail imo
(Source: riddlemetom, via chesiresailboats)
I’ve started making gifs and now i can’t stop
i made jadekat
but then
(via minesweepertier)
Sometimes, people need to think before they abbreviate words…
(via sodalovin)
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST FINISHED SCROLLING PAST THAT FUCKING CHICKEN POST AND THEN
IT’S LIKE ALL THE CHICKENS LAID EGGS EHELP
(via solluxinthe-tardis)
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.
(via sarcastic-magikarp)
reminder that Doc Scratch is about as serious as the rest of the homestuck characters
(via naegishoodie)
you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
(via minesweepertier)
“hey, did u hear somebody bought tumblr?”
“ya, who?”
“yeah”
(via zacharieforpresident)
I tend to think that in the midst of his human imitation stint, Cronus would go in for tactics that are infinitely less painful and irreversible than fin-clipping and horn removal.
Like clipping his claws down to blunt, human-style nails.
(via sarcastic-magikarp)
As a man I am terrified and sickened that this stuff goes on. You can’t blame the parents for these hooligans and sickos. Quite frankly my mother at times is a nasty evil bitch but hey guess what? She taught me to never raise a hand in anger to any woman ever. Sure at work I have had to fend off a few slaps but I do that calmly and professionally.
I don’t GET why some men are so hateful against women. Women do stupid shit and tell awful malicious damaging lies, of course. Shit happens. (So do men). But seriously? What kind of monsters “like” these facebook pages? Why is FB policy so backward?
(via alixll)
